Weekly Link: Beware of Eggs, Bowls, Toothpaste, and Life

Happy Friday! Here’s a snippet from my favourite thing on the web this week, a recitation of a very bad day by Alice Bradley of Finslippy:

Toothpaste in the eye, it turns out, is surprisingly painful. How did it get into his eye? What device did he use to spray it? Never mind that. I didn’t ask. It didn’t seem important.

This was a different eye from the one he had injured earlier, when he performed a dramatic hair-flip and slammed his eye socket into the bowl he was eating from. I did ask about that.

Go read the rest. I hope it makes you laugh as hard as it did me.

That’s all for this week. See you back here on Monday!

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3 responses to “Weekly Link: Beware of Eggs, Bowls, Toothpaste, and Life

  1. You know what hurts worse? When you get a rustly flake of metal shot into your eye where it stays embedded for a week before you can see a doctor who then uses a drill to scrape the rust stain from the white part of your eye. Just sayin’…

  2. I’m squinting in sympathy here. Ow is right!

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